America’s Most Blunted–They Grow Up So Fast

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America’s Most Blunted–They Grow Up So Fast
Deadspin found this 8/20/2008 on kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com [flag]
…nominated for the best rolled L’s And they wondered how he dealt with stress so well Wild guess? You could say he stay sedated Some say buddha’d, some say faded Some times drug use isn’t funny…typically when heroin is involved. That’s why we’re steering clear of the mess involving Andy Reid’s family, some things just aren’t ripe for mockery. Reid’s got a lot on his plate right now…no, joking ... [link]

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What Could He Have Possibly Done Wrong? [College Football]
Published 8/20/2008 by DAULERIO at Deadspin
... Maybe he was studying too hard for his physics exam and missed a mandatory meeting? Or perhaps he missed a couple practices due to his Habitat For Humanity work. He's a good egg. Never one to engage in any sort of rapscallion-like college hijinx or do anything irresponsible. He's a true homebody and spends most of his downtime either reading Tom Clancy thrillers or just watching "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" Just puzzles everybody as to what this suspension could be about. Once the smoke clears, I'm sure this will be nothing to worry about.... ...

Discretion Not One Of Matt Simms' Strong Points
Published 8/20/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (MariusJanulisForThree) at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician
... Four games for being in the vicinity of Grey Goose? That seems a little harsh, no? Wait...what's that in Matt's hand?... ...

Phil Simms Can't Be Happy
Published 8/21/2008 at FanHouse
... , Simms has bee suspended for four games for a violation of team rules. That's kind of vague until you click on that link above and look at the picture for a second. If you need a closer look, check out the post at KSK. Yes, this is the son of former Giant's quarterback Phil Simms and the brother of NFL quarterback Chris Simms. It's not exactly the proud moment they were looking for. Any hope of matching the commercial success of the Manning family probably just went down the tubes. ...

Reporters' Notebooks
Published 8/21/2008 by dawizofodds (noreply@blogger.com) at The Wizard of Odds
... Kissing Suzy Kolber: Is Matt Simms' career going up in smoke at Louisville? A photo suggests that might be the case for the suspended quarterback. ...

Bluegrass rivalry is back to basics
Published 8/26/2008 by Matt Hinton at Dr. Saturday
... City recruits from under UL's nose/beak is hardly worth a shrug. And? After forfeiting its defensive dignity over the rest of the season, Louisville also lost its star quarterback, leading rusher, top four receivers, four of its top five tacklers, its best pass rusher, a two-year starter at cornerback who absentmindedly stuck up a gas station, a projected starter at receiver who had a little too much chemically-aided fun on multiple occasions, a backup quarterback with a very green thumb, a mega-talented linebacker currently chowing down on deer in rural ...