China Is Going Crazy For Tall, White People

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 China Is Going Crazy For Tall, White People
So, you wanna experience what it's like to be a superstar athlete for a day, do ya? Are you a male somewhere between 5'10" and 6'6", white, with a small to medium sized frame and an imperfect set of teeth? Yes? Well, then hop on a plane and get your ass to China. As the BBC's Steve Parry -- a bronze medalist in the '04 Games -- proves, that's all it takes to be mobbed as if you ... [link]

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What It's Like To Be A Caucasian Reporter In China
Published 8/21/2008 by Awful Announcing- (noreply@blogger.com) at Awful Announcing
... That whole scene reminded me of the New Era commercial where everyone thinks the dude in the airport is David Ortiz. Parry does say he feels like a "fraud" but tell me you wouldn't try the same thing just to see what it was like. Too funny. China Is Going Crazy For Tall, White People (The Sporting Blog)

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