Prepare to get KO'd, NFL

The Legend of Cecilio Guante found this 8/21/2008 on sportsyenta.blogspot.com [flag]

I hope Timbaland is working on a Super Bowl Shuffle remix, because the Chicago Bears have officially entrusted their offense into the hands of one Kyle Raymond Orton. Now the only thing missing is an offensive line, running back and wide receivers. (Fortunately the Bears should have three solid tight ends). Now all it takes is an injury to Jon Kitna for the Bears to have the most proven ... [link]

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Hump Day Potpourri: Trip Around the Interwebs
Published 8/21/2008 by Cecilio's Scribe (noreply@blogger.com) at The Legend of Cecilio Guante
... hurt the situation. But, for now, here's what you're missing while not trolling the Internet at work. KSK constructs the ultimate shi*&y quarterback. It's actually a rather brilliant concept. Former dissapointing Yankees phenomenon-turned-crap-pitcher "Fat Toad" Hideki Irabu was arrested somewhere in Japan. Apparently, this is news. Trampoline(ing?) is, in fact, an Olympic sport. Like LBS, we are floored. Kyle Orton has the keys to bus in Chicago. Watch out world. Dan Shanoff relays what ...

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