The NFC North: Where QBs Go to Die

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The Bears yesterday named Kyle Orton their Week 1 starter . He got the nod over Rex Grossman. In may be the only time someone from Purdue has trumped someone from Florida in an athletic endeavor. Actual email from a reader: As a Purdue fan, this excites me. He tore it up at Purdue and can do the same in the NFL if they would open up the playbook for him. Right. An open playbook is useless ... [link]

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The Neckbeard is Our Quarterback
Published 8/20/2008 by Frank the Tank at FRANK THE TANK'S SLANT
... The interweb is aflutter with the buzz of Lovie Smith officially naming Kyle Orton as the Bears starting quarterback. I’m not sure whether it’s more amazing that the Bears didn’t bother looking at any other viable options at the QB position during the offseason or that the sports blogging community now follows the travails of such a mediocre player with a Rachel Nichols-on-Brett Favre-like zeal. This is in direct contrast to the Chicago media, where the general attitude is “Caleb Hanie: Why the ...

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