This Woman Married Neckbeard Kyle Orton

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 This Woman Married Neckbeard Kyle Orton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8N143GPXzM Now it all makes sense. We haven’t seen Kyle Orton (named Bears starter) pounding a bottle of Jack lately and it seems that might be a result of neckbeard settling down in life. For some reason The Legend gave up his bachelor life and put a ring on one lucky woman’s finger. Her name is Bridget and she says the neckbeard must go. ... [link]

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Prepare to get KO'd, NFL
Published 8/19/2008 by Hick Flick (noreply@blogger.com) at Rumors and Rants
... - For instance, this interview with Mrs. Orton (his wife, not his mom) found at Busted Coverage. Why KO ever gave up his successful bachelor life, I do not know. Especially since it appears that his wife may be missing a tooth. But we're thinking it will make him more focused behind center, which will be vital when he has 1.3 seconds in the pocket this season. ...

Rolling a blog joint - August 19
Published 8/19/2008 by Cuzzy at Cuzoogle
Header provided by GrandmasterB. Contact him for all your graphical needs. Busted Coverage - Check out the woman who married Kyle Orton. Machochip - Fantasy football leagues cost employers billions. Loser With Socks - WNBA Live. Tasty Booze - A floating beer cooler is just about the coolest thing going. Hottest Girls of Myspace - This girl is a car model. Don Chavez - Hot chick + KD = ...

This woman married Neckbeard Kyle Orton
Published 8/20/2008 by DCScrap (noreply@blogger.com) at on 205th magazine: Stuff Guys Like. [Pop Culture For Men]
... Now it all makes sense. We haven't seen Kyle Orton (named Bears starter) pounding a bottle of Jack lately and it seems that might be a result of Neckbeard settling down in life. WHY, KYLE, WHY??! Posted (CT) at ...

Daily Fix: Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed
Published 8/21/2008 by houroc at Hail Mary Jane » Hail Mary Jane
... I’m gonna be coming home soon! I’m in lust with Danielle Bux too. [Bright Black Internet] This woman married Kyle Orton. [Busted Coverage] Hot Cartoons and the Women Who Could Play Them…. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. [Asylum] Even Sumo Wrestlers get high? [YBB] Happy 21st Bday Red Bull. [CO-ED] Adriana Lima have an ugly husband… but shes still hot. [NS4W] Hilliary Duff is moderately ...

Friday’s F. C. King Links
Published 8/22/2008 by Jai Eugene at Loser with Socks
... June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 Top Clicks tastybooze.com/2008/08/je bustedcoverage.com/?p=663 donchavez.com/blog/index. cuzoogle.com/2008/08/19/j ...

The Neck Beard Is 'Super Hot'
Published 8/26/2008 at FanHouse
... Orton -- dubbed ''super-hot'' by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.I guess if you still find Lohan appealing -- just pop in Mean Girls -- this should give hope to all men that they can attract a woman. I mean, check out the picture ... you can't tell me you leave your house in the morning thinking you look worse than that. Finally, from a fidelity standpoint, I hope the "attractive blonde" was Orton's wife ... maybe she dyed it? Arm bash: Brinson on MPS   ...

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