Tony Stewart Warns Against Reefer Madness

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 Tony Stewart Warns Against Reefer Madness
Attention, NASCAR drug testers: hit Tony Stewart up now. He's clearly executing a clever maneuver signaling his massive drug use by using hilariously inaccurate drug lingo in comments to reporters last Friday, announcing Ryan Newman's Stewart-Haas Racing. "What kind of crack are you on? You must be smoking pot grass." Only a dedicated stoner would make such an obvious, ... [link]

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Tony Stewart: Don’t fear the reefer
Published 8/18/2008 by PostmanE at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
... totally over here harshing me man. Harshing my mellow with your casual and comical ignorance of proper drug lingo: Stewart, who revels in jousting with the media, jumped in: “What kind of crack are you on? You must be smoking pot grass.” “Pot grass.” Bwahaha. Nobody smokes “pot grass,” Tony. They smoke bud weed, and occasionally they top themselves off with a little beer alcohol. Duh. (HT: TSB, which totally just geeked me out, dude.)

TONY STEWART IS HIP TO YOUR DRUG SLANG
Published 8/18/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip to brighten this short, dark life
... Every major sport has its own unique fan culture. And with each fan culture comes its own attendant drug culture. NASCAR fans typically gravitate towards using meth, 'ludes, Oxycontin and drinking Turtle Wax. Marijuana is just one of them elitist coastal drugs, so it's no wonder Tony Stewart displays a palpable unease with its terminology. ...

Tony Stewart Apparently Calls ‘Weed’ by a Different Name
Published 8/18/2008 by Brinson at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
... Tony Stewart is very clearly, as Spencer pointed out at TSB, a huge stoner. How else can you explain the fact that he uses the super secret street code name for cheeba?. ...

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