Top 5 Coaches…Who Hate Low-Carb Diets

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 Top 5 Coaches…Who Hate Low-Carb Diets
#5 is Cleveland Browns head coach Romeo Crennel. This coach hates low carb diets like Kyle Orton hates non-alcoholic drinks. This coach hates low carb diets like Matt Leinart hates girls over 21. Thank god those Dockers are quadruple-pleated because Coach Crennel’s six pack has left the building. Good coach, Pear-like physique. This ones a no-brainer. At #4 is Coach ... [link]

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