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Joe Paterno Now Creeping Out Recruits Via The Big Ten Network
Published 8/19/2008 by Awful Announcing- (noreply@blogger.com) at Awful Announcing
I Want My BTN found this (new?) Big Ten Network commercial featuring all the coaches of the conference and the unintentional comedy is off the charts. I'll let you watch first and then we can discuss on the other side (make sure you watch until the end though).... Okay, the obvious comment I wanted to make was that Joe Paterno scares the crap out of me, but then Rich Rod had to go and steal the show. How many people think that he actually uses that, "our helmet's got wings," line for real? (Raises Hand) Good times for a Michigan Fan I tell ya. Those grubby hands ...

Joe Pa Will Fight You If You Don't Watch This
Published 8/19/2008 at The Sporting Blog
Coaches are different actors with different methods. See the Big Ten Network clip below for a primer on the divergent styles employed by the conference's coaches ... and simply marvel at the craft. ...

Unverified Voracity Is In A Box
Published 8/20/2008 by Brian at mgoblog
Programming note: I'm moving, which is going to seriously cut into posting time today and possibly the next couple days. It also was not accounted for in my estimates of what I could get done re: other Big Ten teams before the season. Monday the weeklong Michigan preview extravaganza starts; prepare thyselves. I have the powerful desire to sex you on the puce shag carpet. One thousand cocktails to whoever gave Michael Phelps the sexbomb Spitz mustache he's sporting on the cover of Sports Illustrated. (It's Wednesday, Swindle, get to it.)   If you're not tingling, I don't want to know you. ...

BIG TEN COACHES WANT YOU
Published 8/20/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip to brighten this short, dark life
This Big Ten Network commercial surfaced on Awful Announcing yesterday, and even if you're not clued into all the foibles of the coaches in the country's Midwesternest conference, it's worth it just to hear Joe Paterno fight dementia off long enough to try to complete a sentence.  Also, for the record, Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald looks like every Marine infantry officer I've ever known: thick neck, deep-set eyes, Cro-Magnon forehead.  Thank God Marine Corps doesn't have Northwestern's record. After the jump is the highly recommended, new and improved version from Every Day Should Be Saturday and ...

Joe Pa is Freaking Hilarious
Published 8/20/2008 by Mike 2 (noreply@blogger.com) at Zombie Nation
If there's one reason to choose Penn State... this is it...

Joe Paterno Would Like You To Come To Penn State - Big Ten Network Commercial
Published 8/21/2008 at FanIQ Blog
It's true, folks, college football is just a week away and with the start of games comes a more intensive period of recruiting. Thanks to I Want My BTN, we've found this hilarious Big Ten Network commercial featuring all of the coaches selling you on their school. The usual stuff: Jim Tressell offers you an opportunity to lose in the BCS title game, Ron Zook would like you to come water skiing with him *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*, Rich Rodriguez has the best snake oil around, and then there's Joe Paterno. Just watch until the very end and you'll either be frightened, or keeled over. JoePa would really like you ...

Joe Paterno... yeah, he is senile
Published 8/21/2008 by DCScrap (noreply@blogger.com) at on 205th magazine: Stuff Guys Like. [Pop Culture For Men]
Enjoy this Big Ten Network commercial featuring all the school's coaches in varying degrees of idiocy, stupidity, comedy, and senility. Stick around to the very end. It's a keeper. H/T: I Want My BTN via Awful Announcing